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The Strong, The Smart, The Eccentric, The Insane

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Jean Jacques Rousseau, grandfather of modern-day environmentalism, who categorically believed in the existence of vampires.

Persistent legend that the young Leonardo De Vinci was so strong he could — and frequently did — straighten horseshoes with his bare hands.

Charles Dickens, a hyper-manic walker who sometimes went twenty-five miles at a headlong pace.

A walk? What on earth for? said Auden.

Whereas William Butler Yeats often used to walk the streets of Dublin. Talking to himself incessantly.

Ivan Goncharov, clinically deranged the last thirty years of his life, who insisted until his dying day that every word Turgenev published had been stolen from him.

The red and roundy sun, said the insane and charming poet John Clare.

Truman Capote, who wrote lying down.

Truman Capote gets horizontal to write.

Rilke, who wrote standing up.

Lewis Carroll, who wrote standing up.

Victor Hugo, who wrote standing up at his lectern.

Nabokov, who wrote standing up — or while lying down in the bathtub.

Celerity should always be contempered with cunctation, said Sir Thomas Browne.

Knowledge is not intelligence, said Heraclitus.

Walt Whitman published Passage to India in 1871.

E.M. Forester published A Passage to India in 1924.

William Burroughs who accidentally killed his wife Joan Vollmer while trying to shoot a glass off her head in the style of William Tell.

Philosophy begins with Thales, said Bertrand Russell.

Thales, on figuring out how to measure the height of the Great Pyramids: Simply by measuring their shadows precisely when my own shadow matched my height.

Unquote.

Katherine Anne Porter: pretty and precise, but not prolific.

Short-story writer Katherine Anne Porter who took twenty-two years to write Ship of Fools, her one and only novel.

A tavern chair is the throne of human happiness, said Samuel Johnson.

Disgusting eating habits, there or elsewhere, Boswell said of his hero Samuel Johnson.

It is an aspect of probability that many improbable things will happen, Aristotle said Agathon said.

No great talent has ever existed without a tinge of madness, Seneca says Aristotle said.

For the butterfly, mating and propagation involve the sacrifice of life — for the human being, the sacrifice of beauty, said Goethe.

Goethe was seventy-eight before he started Part II of Faust.

Plotinus didn’t start writing until he was fifty-years-old.

In his late twenties, Bertrand Russell gave away on principle all his considerable inherited wealth — and earned his own way thereafter.

Anoied. Realy. Excelentely. Expences. Affraid. Cann’t. These being a few of Wittgenstein’s English spelling peculiarities.

There was a period of time when Rossetti, Swinburne, and George Meredith all shared the same house in Chelsea.

In Coriolanus Shakespeare mentions Cato, despite the fact that Coriolanus is set three centuries before Cato ever existed.

Written with the imagination of a drunken savage, Voltaire described Hamlet as.

Lesbian poet Rainer Rilke.

The greatest lesbian poet since Sappho, Auden described Rilke as.

At age nineteen, the poet Percy Shelley was expelled from Oxford for publishing a pamphlet on atheism.

Robert Lowell, 1974 winner of the Pulitzer Prize for poetry, who once punched Pulitzer-Prize winning novelist Jean Stafford in the face and broke her nose.

A good-natured man of principle, Pablo Neruda described Joseph Stalin as.

A saint and a martyr, Ezra Pound described Adolph Hitler as.

Oscar Wilde wrote Salome in French.

The precious, pinchbeck, ultimately often flat prose of Vladimir Nabokov. The fundamentally uninteresting sum total of his work, said David Markson.

That man has not lived who has never woken up in an anonymous bed beside a face he’ll never see again, and if he has never left a brothel at dawn feeling like throwing himself into the river out of sheer disgust, said Flaubert.

Robert Heinlein: man after my own heart.


It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims. I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don’t make love till almost obliged, said Lord Byron.

It is better to copulate than never, said Robert Heinlein.






Heart Of My Heart

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Like many fond parents, I have in my heart of hearts a favorite child. And his name is David Copperfield.

Wrote Charles Dickens.

Where does that phrase “heart of hearts” come from?

Well, nowhere.

It’s a perversion of Shakespeare’s heart of heart, which appears in Hamlet (Act 3, scene 2, 71-74):

Hamlet: Give me that man
That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him
In my heart’s core, aye, in my heart of heart,
As I do thee.

Shakespeare — a breathtakingly levelheaded fellow whose similes and metaphors are almost always grounded in reality — coined the phrase “heart of heart” and meant it to be essentially synonymous with “heart’s core.”

Like the heart of an artichoke — like my heart — the “heart of heart” is the most tender part. And this most tender part is the part that Hamlet reserves for those who are ruled by reason, like his friend Horatio, and not by passion, as the melancholy Dane is himself, perhaps.

The bastardization of Shakespeare’s delicately rendered phrase probably comes from the equally delicate “vanity of vanities,” which we find in the Old Testament book of Ecclesiastes:

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

Ecclesiastes, however, a very beautiful and Pagan-like book, lists a number of different vanities from which negative things flow — whereas, conversely, one does not in reality possess a number of hearts.

Shakespeare always preferred the apposite metaphor to the inapposite, and that is one of the primary reasons “the verbal poetical texture of Shakespeare is the greatest the world has ever known“:

He anchored his abstractions in concretes, a lead we as writers would do well to follow.



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